And I certainly would never, ever open an umbrella indoors. But even I have to admit that last one might come in handy ...

and it feels smooth to manually open and close. It comes in a variety of fun colors including pink, yellow, teal, and red. This isn't the biggest discount, but if you want a see-through umbrella ...

If I open my umbrella, then the rain that hits it falls onto the people next to me, most of whom do not have umbrellas. Several have commented that it is rude or selfish of me to add to their rain ...