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We all know how much money footballers can make. Even a Tory billionaire said this week that FTSE bosses - who are already in the top 1% of earners - should be paid like "top-rate footballers".

His bed almost touches the sofa. Craig, who has rented his whole life, called the industry "parasitic", comparing most landlords to ticket scalpers. "They want to sit on their arses, I go to work ...