Right, offline in the real world, I occasionally enjoy a pint with Bulk Meat. The Meat, incidentally, hates his name and to be honest we never call him it to his face anymore – the man’s a father, a ...

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The twentieth anniversary of Doctor Who was obviously a special event, and who better to write it than the man most associated with Doctor Who, Terrance Dicks? Terrance Dicks is a figure we haven’t ...

One of the jokes that the other Mindless Ones have about me is that while I often complain about not having written enough, I’m ridiculously productive (I write two or three books a year, on average).

We met our fair share of dodgy fuckers in 2014’s comics, but I don’t think we’ve had anyone quite like this guy: He’s the beard hunter. He hunts beards. His absence from our corporately mandated ...

I’M GOING TO FAST! I GOT NO BREAKS ON MY ROLLER SKATES! Hi, come this way, that’s right, just through here. Now, our first exhibit is this collection of bricks. As you can see there’s five in total.

In the great play, the play of the world, the one I always return to, all emotional souls occupy the stage, whereas all creative people sit in the orchestra. The first are called mad (alienated); the ...

ALTERNATIVE TITLE: WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA?! Here’s the soundtrack. You know what to do. So, Deadpool Max then. Kyle Baker does the art, David Lapham’s on script duties. Never mind the fact that ...