"It will be on my gravestone that I was the Pirate Parrot," he joked. "Some artists and actors wait on tables. I jumped around in a bird suit." Mosser absolutely considers his work as the iconic ...

It does, however, let you become a pirate captain, with your own ship (that, sadly, you can't steer), crew and pistols. And yes, with your own parrot that you can "launch to annoy people," says ...