It’s too early for anyone who remembers watching the premiere of SpongeBob in 1999 to start shaking a cane at the young folks while croaking, “Back in my day,” but ... back in my day ...

SpongeBob’s best friend Patrick also has his own mug ($60). It’s our favorite of the bunch. The big lovable starfish can hold 25 ounces, but looks shocked that anyone would be drinking out of ...