Bob Monkhouse was famed for his quick-fire quips, encyclopaedic memory of jokes and effortless ability ... Why should other planets be any different from this one? I remember when safe sex was ...

Ok ok, so we're not claiming to be Ed Gamble or James Acaster, but sometimes you just need a funny joke up your sleeve. Maybe a first date just got a bit awkward and you need a a classic dad joke ...

Countdown to Halloween has finally come to an end on October 31st. The internet is buzzing with creative puns mixed with a hint of laughter and festive spirit.

As an actor, he starred in classic sitcoms such as The Detectives ... Here are some of his finest jokes and one-liners.