Q: Sitting outdoors at a cafe, I noticed a large bird on a branch above adjacent cafegoers ... Coffee Snob who thinks cappuccino drinkers are out-ofdate plebs and deserve a good bird-plopping.

Some birds tend to sit on the trees alone and don’t venture into the water. The nesting season is going on and this is a cause for a huge disturbance for the birds,” Pachhapur said.